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Hitler could wiggle his ears. That was a great hit at the variety shows down in the bunker during his final days.
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Hitler had one testicle...
Is that Apocryphal or established fact?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Do you reckon that the character Jake in "The Sun Also Rises" was actually Hitler?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Contrary to popular belief, Hitler did not commit suicide, and in fact escaped to the US, where, after nearly 40 years working in the real estate business, he now lives in a fashionable Boca Raton retirement community."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Holy **** my grandfather is hitler?If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Lies! Hitler died in 1958 when the Occult Wars finally came to an end.Originally posted by Guynemer View PostI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Lies! He lives in Boca Raton, and his next door neighbor is named Saul Mortenstein, and yes, he is aware of the irony."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm will be suprised to hear this as he played a key role in Hitler's death.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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It is now, mother****er. I'm badass like that.Originally posted by gribbler View PostApocryphal isn't a noun.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Lies! Hitler is currently living in a ramshackle Texas nursing home with Elvis and JFK, who is black and in a wheelchair. That's how clever the ****ing CIA was about hiding JFK.Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Lies! While Elvis was living in a nursing home with a black JFK, he died in a battle fighting an ancient Egyptian mummy in 2002. Hitler was nowhere to be seen.Originally posted by Solomwi View PostI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Lies! Elvis was only MOSTLY dead. He got better. Hitler moved in after the mummy incident. How many other movies can I cram into such a short post? It goes to eleven. ARRRGH :REALLYMAD:Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Bubba Ho-Tep
I knew it was love when Galnemer enjoyed that movie."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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