In which Wiglaf is found posting on another website.

[Cort Haus]

Some might be suspicious over the lack of GRATUITOUS CAPS and angries, but the content sounds about right.

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=691775

Condom sizes

hello everybody, this is a bit embarrasing so I would very much appreciate it if this thread and all subsequent posts by yours truly in the said thread were kept anon (anonymous for those that don't know (anon's the abbreviation)).

anyway, i am unsure about what condom size i need. you see, i am too shy to go to one of those centres to get one and just want to get one from a machine (in a public toilet, say) but i do not know what size to get. i think my penis is fairly average, when i measure it it comes to about 6 inches. if i were to put it perpendicular to my computer monitor, i think it would be about this long


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any advice? thanks

[Wiglaf]

HE MEANS PARALLEL TO THE COMPUTER MONITOR. NOT PERPENDICKULAR. I AM NOT THAT ****ING STUPID, THANKS :B:

[Wiglaf]

By the way can anyone here answer that guy's question? Because that site was ****ing useless.

[Theben]

Condom sizes

hello everybody, this is a bit embarrasing so I would very much appreciate it if this thread and all subsequent posts by yours truly in the said thread were kept anon BECAUSE I WORK FOR THE GOVT AND IF THEY KNOW THE PENIS SIZE THEY'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM. YES I HAVE HAD SEX WITH THAT MANY PEOPLE AND THEY ALL REMEMBER EVERYTHING I AM THAT AMAZING. PS I AM NOT GAY. ;angry:

anyway, i am unsure about what condom size i need. you see, i am TOO BIG TO FIT A STANDARD SIZE AND NEVER USE THEM ANYWAY. i think my penis is fairly average FOR A DOUBLE-DICKED BLACK MAN. if i were to put it perpendicular to my computer monitor, YOU WOULD ALL HAVE ORGASMS. I WOULD TOO BUT THEYD ALL BE FAKE BECAUSE I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU, THANKS

fixed.

[Cort Haus]

Well, at least we know from that poor imitation that Wiggles isn't Theben's DL.

[Al B. Sure!]

Aren't these supposed to be one sized fit all? I remember my old gym teacher in high school sliding a condom on a wiffle ball bat and it fit.

[Theben]

Well, at least we know from that poor imitation that Wiggles isn't Theben's DL.

If I took out all the original crap you wouldn't know

[Hauldren Collider]

Aren't these supposed to be one sized fit all? I remember my old gym teacher in high school sliding a condom on a wiffle ball bat and it fit.

Did he shove it up your ass next?

[Asher]

Aren't these supposed to be one sized fit all? I remember my old gym teacher in high school sliding a condom on a wiffle ball bat and it fit.

They may fit but they won't be comfortable and would risk snapping.

There are different sizes, but 80% of people are fine with the regular.

[Wiglaf]

To be honest I buy magnums and am going to be coy as to whether I actually need them.

[aneeshm]

[Wiglaf]

Why's an Indian posting in a thread about penises. Let's face it, threads about penises rank up there with Vista support calls as the most potent kryptonite to you people. RUN! EAT NAN AND RUNN! WE TINY PENISES!

[Dinner]

Wiggy, you are one of a kind.

[Al B. Sure!]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

The BBC people! I think they're considered a legitimate news source... reporting that Indians admit they have small penises and would like condoms that are designed for their tiny penises and not big White and Black dicks.

[Asher]

What I find ****ing perplexing is the length isn't a big deal. You just don't unroll it all the way.

It's if the girth of the condom is too large, it can slip off. If the girth of the condom is too small, it is uncomfortable and prone to breaking.

Length doesn't really factor into this.