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I am still a virgin, yet I have 2 kids... explain that genius!
When you masturbate on the toilet, try to make your deposit in the water and not on the seat. That should solve your problem.
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When you masturbate on the toilet, try to make your deposit in the water and not on the seat. That should solve your problem.KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
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He's a regular donor at the sperm bank.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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That'd be pushing the 'have 2 kids' part of the proposition.Indifference is BlissComment
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Twins.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Ever wondered what your wife does when she's making extra hours?Originally posted by Japher View Post"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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Nah, I mean that being the biological father of two kids through in vitro fertilization but having nothing else to do with them hardly counts as 'having' two kids.
Clearly, the correct answer is that he kidnapped them off someone else.Indifference is BlissComment
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Why not? If a couple has a child through IVF but the bloke runs off before it's born you wouldn't say he didn't have a child.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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No, but I was addressing the sperm donor thing.Indifference is BlissComment
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What's the difference?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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fertilization borisbeckeriana.
"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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That if a couple has a child, even through IVF, then it's assumed that the husband has had some voice in the decision.Originally posted by MikeH View Post
When you donate sperm, you do just that: donate the sperm. What other people do with it is not your responsibility.Indifference is BlissComment
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