How much internet violence is translated into real violence?

[loinburger]

Let's say that, hypothetically, there is an Apolyton poster who threatens people with physical violence when people point out to him that he is unbelievably stupid. This hypothetical poster may or may not be from Texas and may or may not be an angry impotent old man. Who is to say, this is all hypothetical.

Anyway, surely people in real life have pointed out to this hypothetical poster how incredibly stupid he is. Have all of these confrontations resulted in physical violence (as this hypothetical poster has threatened on numerous occasions), presumably leading to the hypothetical poster being charged with assault? Or is the hypothetical poster quick to threaten violence on the internet but slow to effect said violence in real life, possibly as a result of being a hypothetical impotent old man who is hypothetically from Texas?

Wait for the poll.

[Drake Tungsten]

Or is the hypothetical poster quick to threaten violence on the internet but slow to effect said violence in real life, possibly as a result of being a hypothetical impotent old man who is hypothetically from Texas?

This. I would also wager that the hypothetical Texan is a hypothetical coward and hypothetical giant *****, hypothetically.

[Asher]

Ratio is approx 0.002:1

[Riesstiu IV]

This hypothetical old Texan kicked my ass in real life.

[Asher]

licked or kicked?

[Riesstiu IV]

Kicked!

[Asher]

i think my canadianism makes me feel sorry for that lady. Poor lady.

[RGBVideo]

Considering Drake Tungsten was the one who's constantly dick-waving about being able to "kick the **** out of" Slowwhand and Sloww has been only answering to Drake (who refuses to name a place, ie. Drake is the one who's chickening out), this whole thread is...

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[Drake Tungsten]

who refuses to name a place, ie. Drake is the one who's chickening out

I'm relatively sure I have named a place before. Harlem, IIRC.

[Al B. Sure!]

What is going on in this thread? Do Drake and Sloww have some sort of conflict and want to fist-fight each other?

Both of you need to grow up

[Drake Tungsten]

God, I'd love to kick the **** out of a Philadelphian. Meet me in front of Paddy's Pub at 1am next Saturday.

[Al B. Sure!]

I haven't watched It's Always Sunny but that Paddy's Pub is not real. There is a Paddy's Pub in Olde City apparently though.

[C0ckney]

Considering Drake Tungsten was the one who's constantly dick-waving about being able to "kick the **** out of" Slowwhand and Sloww has been only answering to Drake (who refuses to name a place, ie. Drake is the one who's chickening out), this whole thread is...

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isn't it just. it's small stuff from some small men.

i remember a thread of drake's being closed recently, the subject which was beating slowwhand. although if memory serves it was krazyhorse doing his ridiculous internet hardman act and drake was just joining in with his usual 'me too' bumlickery.

oh, and it would be nice if someone would hypothetically insult loinburger again, so he can get his hypothetical panties in a hypothetical twist and hypothetically **** off.

[KrazyHorse]

You're a relatively stupid but extremely boring poster.

[KrazyHorse]

Loinburger, on the other hand, is extremely smart and very interesting.