Sex habits of dinner meat

[Wezil]

Yep, important stuff to Nic Cage.

Nicolas Cage only eats animals he thinks have sex the right way.

The 'Kick-Ass' star believes fish and chickens mate in a "dignified" manner and he will consequently eat them, where as he avoids pork because he believes pigs fornicate in an unsavory manner.

He is quoted by The Sun newspaper as saying: "I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales - sentient life - insects, reptiles.

"I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."

Cage's fascination with the animal kingdom led to him buying a two-headed snake to protect him when he filmed latest movie 'Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans'.

He said: "I met the snake and said, 'Maybe this will be my bodyguard in New Orleans.' "

Cage, 46, is known for his eccentricities and previously professed a willingness to tattoo his head for his role in upcoming vengeance movie 'Drive Angry'.

He said: "Originally I was going to shave my head and tattoo my scalp.

"But the producer didn't want me to do that. So then I decided that I was gonna embrace the Celtic roots on the other side of my family. So I dyed the hair lighter because I think that's what the character should look like."

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Is he really insane or just having us on?

[Thoth]

If he thinks chicken sex is dignified, he's nuts.

[Wezil]

It really is hard to tell with these Hollywood celeb types. Insanity runs deep but they are actors...

[Thoth]

For comparison:


Chickens:



and pigs:



Not much dignity either way.

[Wezil]

Sex with a love doll vs. group sex.

Tough call.

[Elok]

I think this might be an effect of "The Method." All that summoning-up of old emotions probably isn't good for mental stability. That, and the drugs, and hanging around with artsy flakes all the time.

I recently watched the DVD extras for Ghostbusters and learned, to my dismay, that Dan Ackroyd believes, or at least used to believe, in the film's subject matter--ie, not just that ghosts exist, but that they are the result of "bioelectrical fields" and "the big bang, and everything." That was the most painful lecture on physics I have ever watched, and the worst part was I couldn't look away.

Just watch the movies, I say. Try not to think about the crazy, crazy **** that lies beneath. Except for the Scientologists, whom I boycott.

[SlowwHand]

He's either got a magnificent sense of humor or he's a flake to the max.