What's happened since I went away?

[Drake Tungsten]

False modesty would be claiming that you're a better poster than I am.

[Riesstiu IV]

Ben converted to Islam.

[ZEE]

Cybershy owns the site now

[Japher]

Ming confessed that rah was his DL

[Ming]

No... Rah confessed that Ming was his DL

[Al B. Sure!]

Fez/Giancarlo... remember him? He's a moderator now.

[Japher]

see... still getting you two confused!

[Al B. Sure!]

Lancer is a kingpin in the the sex trade

[Drake Tungsten]

Starchild really doesn't want to know about the whole sad Lancer saga.

[Wiglaf]

Wow just what we need another gay poster

[Japher]

Wiglaf isn't as bad as he used to be

[Thoth]

Dale admitted to having sex with Pandas.

[Asher]

Wiglaf was elected President of the Off-Topic. I usurped his command and few even noticed. No one questions my rule.

First course of action was to dismiss DanQ from the site. I brought in one of my DLs, a ridiculously named "Robert Plomp" (still don't know how I got away with that one!) to run the site.

[Thoth]

You should rename your DL to "Mr. Plumpy"

[Hauldren Collider]

Wiglaf was elected President of the Off-Topic. I usurped his command and few even noticed. No one questions my rule.

First course of action was to dismiss DanQ from the site. I brought in one of my DLs, a ridiculously named "Robert Plomp" (still don't know how I got away with that one!) to run the site.

I demand new free-and-fair elections. Second place is Vice President.