Since when was the rolleyes smiley green?

[Imran Siddiqui]

But what's the new pink?

[Asher]

what's pink? Oh God, they're changing everything.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I thought you knew.

[Asher]

I'm apparently out of the loop.

I'm going so ****ing crazy.

Everyone on my team quit last week so I'm the last man standing. ****ers are emailing me all over and I can't take it anymore.

I'm starting to adopt the Asher persona in work emails. THIS WILL NOT END WELL.

Fortunately they desperately need me now until I quit in July. Guess I'll see what I can get away with.

I'll submit a business proposal for the PINKPAGES. Like the Yellow Pages, but for the gay community.

[Japher]

Calgary is the new Toronto

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'm starting to adopt the Asher persona in work emails. THIS WILL NOT END WELL.

But when will the Wiglaf persona be adopted in work emails? You may get a promotion for that.

[Asher]

Calgary is the new Toronto

OH MY GOD. YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT. YOU DID NOT GO THERE.

[Asher]

But when will the Wiglaf persona be adopted in work emails? You may get a promotion for that.

That'll be after I gave my notice.

It's an interesting position because the people I report to are in Montreal and I've only talked to them once. I'm literally on my own out here with no direct manager (he left last week).

I'm here to hold **** together for a few months while I "transition my knowledge" to other people before my July departure.

My references are people who've already left. I've got nothing to lose.

[MrFun]

I'm apparently out of the loop.

I'm going so ****ing crazy.

Everyone on my team quit last week so I'm the last man standing. ****ers are emailing me all over and I can't take it anymore.

I'm starting to adopt the Asher persona in work emails. THIS WILL NOT END WELL.

Fortunately they desperately need me now until I quit in July. Guess I'll see what I can get away with.

I'll submit a business proposal for the PINKPAGES. Like the Yellow Pages, but for the gay community.

[Japher]

OH MY GOD. YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT. YOU DID NOT GO THERE.

Oh, I went there.

[Wiglaf]

OH I SEE ASHER HAS RUN HIS TEAM INTO THE GROUND. THEY HAVE ALL QUIT UNDERNEATH HIS LEADERSHIP AND HAVE DECIDED THE BEST THING TO DO IS FACE UNEMPLOYMENT RATHER THAN DEAL WITH HIS BONARS.

Guess what Asher? Captain gets to GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP. I wonder if your company gives YELLOW SLIPS instead of PINK SLIPS SEE WHAT I DID THERE. You better sign another NDA and go through that whole pROCESS AGAIN BECAUSE YELLOW PAGES DOESNT WANT YOU

[Japher]

THEY'RE PROBABLY GREEN, BUT HE'LL STILL THINK THEY'RE YELLOW

[MrFun]

OH I SEE ASHER HAS RUN HIS TEAM INTO THE GROUND. THEY HAVE ALL QUIT UNDERNEATH HIS LEADERSHIP AND HAVE DECIDED THE BEST THING TO DO IS FACE UNEMPLOYMENT RATHER THAN DEAL WITH HIS BONARS.

Guess what Asher? Captain gets to GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP. I wonder if your company gives YELLOW SLIPS instead of PINK SLIPS SEE WHAT I DID THERE. You better sign another NDA and go through that whole pROCESS AGAIN BECAUSE YELLOW PAGES DOESNT WANT YOU

DON'T YOU HAVE PIECES OF PAPER TO FOLD!?

[Kuciwalker]

it's always been green

[SlowwHand]

Now we're even. I've had negative prejudice against artsy people all my life.

Go paint a Monet of Lincoln and climb out of my ass.