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    News Anchors Say the ****est Things

    This thread is dedicated to those wacky works of journalistic wonder, Television News Anchors.

    Lets start with the latest. Coming straight at you from New Orleans, its Michael Hill from WGNO:



    Here's the full segment, if you want to see the context.



    Classic, Ernie Anastos style:



    Lady-Anchor cursing:



    We love you Shep Smith. We'll let this one slide:



    To be fair and balanced, one from MSNBC:



    Irony in news form:



    Sure, the lady anchor ****ed up a bit, but the dude is a total *****:



    And finally - cops on drugs:


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    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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      I'm still partial to this one 'cause I saw it happened live and I had uncontrollable laughter (I hate Roger Millions):



      It's especially awesome because it was not live. It was pre-recorded, but someone sent in the wrong tape.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          Christ, you guys are really a bunch of perverts allowing such to be aired. Why where there not a delay in the signals so censors could stop it ?
          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

          Steven Weinberg

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            **** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE! ****ING THING SUCKS!
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              Even if it's nipples ?
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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                i only got through a couple videos before i got bored
                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                  The best part of the O'Reilly video is not the cursing. Its the fact that he doesn't understand what "to play us out" means.
                  "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                  ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                  "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                    Disagree. It's the weird muscle spasm/temper tantrum he has at the end.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        I'm still partial to this one 'cause I saw it happened live and I had uncontrollable laughter (I hate Roger Millions):

                        It's especially awesome because it was not live. It was pre-recorded, but someone sent in the wrong tape.
                        That can't be his real name.

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                          Oh, it sure is.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                              Originally posted by AAHZ View Post
                              i only got through a couple videos before i got bored

                              The pot brownies one is great.

                              "I think we're dead. Time is going really, really slow."





                              Let's not forget, and I'll be brutal... The reason she's a US Senator, the reason she's a candidate for president, the reason she may be a front-runner...

                              is her husband messed around.

                              That's how she got to be senator for New York.

                              We keep forgetting it... she didn't win there on her merit. She won because everybody felt 'my god, this woman stood up under humiliation'. Right? That's what happened. That's how it happened...


                              Last edited by Ecofarm; May 16, 2010, 21:11.
                              Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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