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    You know your old when......

    Ok, yesterday I saw something that gave me pause, when do you or other people realize your old. What is the tipper? So add your's and finish the sentence.

    You know your old when your ridding around on a motorcycle (that looks like it came from Orange County Choppers), looking cool with your cropped hair, your cool T-Shirt and jeans with your totally cool sunglasses until.....we follow the jeans down to see the white socks with sandals

    It just screamed old guy!
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    When you start talking about stuff that doesn't seem too long ago and realize it has been a decade.
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    When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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    • #3
      At least you still have all your faculties if you're remembering stuff from a decade ago...

      Mine is when you see people in their 30s skateboarding and you're thinking "grow up"...
      Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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      • #4
        You known you're old when your kids start beating you in competitions that are physical.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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        • #5
          When in the past you would have made an old person joke at rah's expense but now can't remember one.
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          • #6
            Very good. of course it would help to remember what I'm laughing at.
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #7
              I guess going senile helps you forget you're getting old...
              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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              • #8
                ... when your face gets into shape right before you go to bed again
                Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                And notifying the next of kin
                Once again...

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                • #9
                  ....when you sit down. On your nuts.
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                  • #10
                    Hey Tia!

                    Here's one that gets me... there are adults who were born in the 1990's. I mean sure we all know someone born in 1990 would be 20 now but let that sink in for a second... 1990's.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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                    • #11
                      I was expecting GP to have posted in this thread with a salutary remark and an amusing photo by now.
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                      • #12
                        your
                        Where's Elok when you need him?
                        Unbelievable!

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                        • #13
                          I got that feeling when this weekend when I went to a reunion show of a local punk band I used to mix sound for. Virtually no one in the club, save the hired help, was under 50 yrs old. That, I expected.

                          Then I realized it was literally half my lifetime ago when they broke up (1982)
                          Punk rock -- viva la revolucion!
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                          • #14
                            If you don't own this sword or desperately want one, you may as well be old and busted.



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                            • #15
                              WTF? Some fat, bald dude is plugging your product?

                              Wiggy, seriously, get a life.

                              (or at least a non fat spokesperson.....it's destroying what little credibility you have)
                              Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                              I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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