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    April 24, 2010
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    * Middle East

    Jones's joke, untranscribed

    The White House left an unusual joke by National Security Advisor James Jones out of the version of his remarks this week at Washington Institute for Near East Policy that was distributed to the press.

    Laura Rozen noted the joke, which is in the tradition of Jewish jokes usually told by Jews:

    A Taliban militant gets lost and is wandering around the desert looking for water. He finally arrives at a store run by a Jew and asks for water. The Jewish vendor tells him he doesn’t have any water but can gladly sell him a tie. The Taliban, the jokes goes on, begins to curse and yell at the Jewish storeowner. The Jew, unmoved, offers the rude militant an idea: Beyond the hill, there is a restaurant; they can sell you water. The Taliban keeps cursing and finally leaves toward the hill. An hour later he’s back at the tie store. He walks in and tells the merchant: “Your brother tells me I need a tie to get into the restaurant.

    Posted by Ben Smith 05:22 PM


    Don't we have a thread on the Administration's stellar diplomacy around here somewhere?
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #3
      Wow, an unfunny jew. Good find.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #4
        Jones is Jewish?
        (\__/)
        (='.'=)
        (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
          Jones is Jewish?

          I don't see that big a suprise honestly, aren't there estimates that like ~5% of Americans have some Jewish ancestry? Also Jews are massivley dissproportionatley present in the top university enlistments and religious Jews tend to be of a higher socio economic class than those of other religions (except it seems Hindus). Now add on top of this a high Jewish IQ and interethnic solidarity...


          That should make like 50%+ or something of the top tier advisors in goverment Jewish, many not having "Jewish surnames" (whatever that is).
          Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
          The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
          The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
            I don't see that big a suprise honestly, aren't there estimates that like ~5% of Americans have some Jewish ancestry? Also Jews are massivley dissproportionatley present in the top university enlistments and religious Jews tend to be of a higher socio economic class than those of other religions (except it seems Hindus). Now add on top of this a high Jewish IQ and interethnic solidarity...


            That should make like 50%+ or something of the top tier advisors in goverment Jewish, many not having "Jewish surnames" (whatever that is).
            He's probably not a jew, although I'm not 100% sure

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_L._Jones

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            • #7
              repeat thread.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #8
                If he's not a Jew wouldn't some race carders.. erh I mean civil rights activists find the joke mildy offensive?
                Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                • #9
                  If he's not Jewish, then this thread has no point.
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
                    Jones is Jewish?
                    Why not, O'Bama is Irish.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #11
                      That joke was mildly amusing when it was nothing to do with Jews and Muslims, when I first heard it in about 1974.

                      This, frankly poor, cover version does it little credit.

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                      • #12
                        This joke is offensive.

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                        • #13
                          Perhaps you should call the police.

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                          • #14
                            Mildly amusing.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cort Haus View Post
                              Perhaps you should call the police.
                              What is Sting going to do?

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