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    Elderly bank robber strikes again

    By Archie Bland

    A group of California banks have put a price on the head of an elderly robber nicknamed the "Geezer Bandit" after he struck for the seventh time, waiting calmly in line before pointing his gun at a clerk and leaving with a handful of notes.

    Three of the banks, all in the San Diego area, have offered a reward of $16,000 (£10,400) for the his arrest. The man, thought to be in his sixties or seventies, struck again in the suburb of Vista on Tuesday.

    Wearing what appeared to be prescription glasses and a baseball cap, he handed the bank clerk a demand note and brandished a revolver, then stuffed the money into a personal organiser and left.
    Oerdin? Is this you?
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    I think he's pretty smart to go federal time over state.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      just when you thought the word hipster couldn't lose any more meaning...
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        Some people have language difficulties.

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        • #5
          Maybe he was wearing an ironic t-shirt
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          • #6
            Doesn't say anything about hipsters. Just more projection from DD, I guess.
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            • #7
              I'm guessing the assumption goes "California = hipster."
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                I'm guessing the assumption goes "California = hipster."
                San Diego = hipster rather.
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #9
                  I thought that was San Franciso? Maybe it's both, I've not been to CA since I was 18 months old. But choosing to commit a string of robberies in a location does not imply agreement with the values of said location.
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                  • #10
                    I'm gay

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                    • #11
                      Excuse me, a friend from my work softball league (THE CAPITOL HILL SOFTBALL LEAGUE ) is over and apparently has had too much to drink

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                      • #12
                        Don't forget to cup the balls......

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                          Excuse me, a friend from my work softball league (THE CAPITOL HILL SOFTBALL LEAGUE ) is over and apparently has had too much to drink
                          LIES!!!
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Wiggy, I hate to tell you, but your friend didn't out you. You were already out, whether you knew it or not, which is fine.
                            Self-acceptance is very important. Remember that at all times.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                              Doesn't say anything about hipsters. Just more projection from DD, I guess.
                              DD doesn't actually know what a hipster is.
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