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    I wonder what GP thinks about this. My viewing of Starship Troopers (the movie) leads me to think that co-ed showers in submarines will work just fine.

    Plans to allow women and gays, ban smoking shake world of Navy submarines

    By Craig Whitlock
    Washington Post Staff Writer
    Thursday, April 22, 2010

    Imagine 150 fraternity brothers packed into a container the size of a three-bedroom house. Announce you are breaking hallowed traditions by taking away their cigarettes and admitting women. Then lock the doors and push the container deep into the sea, for months at a time.

    That's what the Navy, after decades of contemplation and controversy, has decided to do with its Submarine Force, an elite fraternity of 13,000 active-duty sailors that has been patrolling the oceans for 110 years.

    As of Dec. 31, smoking aboard the entire submarine fleet will be summarily banned -- no small hardship for the estimated 35 to 40 percent of sailors who are nicotine addicts and can't exactly step outside whenever they want a puff.

    Barring intervention by Congress in the next few days, the Navy has also said it intends to let women join submarine crews by the end of 2011, a move that isn't going over well with many active-duty and veteran members of the Silent Service, the stealthy nickname of the force.

    On top of all that, the military is girding for another social revolution that might take some getting used to inside the cheek-to-jowl confines of submarines: allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly in the ranks.

    "The Silent Service is right now very much a boys' club," said Joe Buff, a military commentator and the author of six pulp fiction thrillers involving submarine adventures. "They're always bellyaching, and they always hate change. But I think the men are going to be better at all these changes than they're willing to let on."

    One active-duty lieutenant said he personally supported the changes but worried about the effect on crews, who have long relied on tobacco and male banter to ease the boredom of serving in a confined space. "There's very few avenues of stress relief," he said, speaking on condition of anonymity because he didn't want to be seen as challenging official policy. "You can smoke, or you can hang around and get creative with the conversation."
    Not all bubbleheads, as submariners are commonly known, are convinced. Of all the pending changes, the introduction of women seems to be igniting the strongest reactions, according to interviews with active-duty and veteran sailors. The complaints often fall into two categories: first, that female sailors will invariably become pregnant, potentially compromising missions during which submarines can remain submerged for months at a time; and second, that submarines are not built for the mixing of the sexes, given the tight passageways, shared berths and lack of privacy.
    "Hormones do not shut down just because you go out to sea and submerge for many months at a time," wrote Mason, 53, of Comer, Ga. He said sailors rely on various coping mechanisms to deal with the stress of extended deployments, including man hugs, rear-end patting and other rituals; another veteran cited a tradition in which submariners who cross the equator for the first time are required to strip to their underwear.

    "Serving on board a submarine is not a place to be if you are self-conscious or have any doubts about your sexuality," Mason added. "Silliness, male-bonding, and what might be considered inappropriate or 'politically incorrect' behavior in a civilian environment are all useful techniques that allow a sailor to endure the difficult living conditions and time away from their families and mainstream life."
    Last edited by DanS; April 22, 2010, 01:45.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    Imagine 150 fraternity brothers packed into a container the size of a three-bedroom house. Announce you are breaking hallowed traditions by taking away their cigarettes and admitting women. Then lock the doors and push the container deep into the sea, for months at a time.

    That's what the Navy, after decades of contemplation and controversy, has decided to do with its Submarine Force...

    Comparing professional soldiers to frat boys? Nice.
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    • #3
      Approximately the same age probably.
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      • #4
        Well played.
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        • #5
          I was in from 19-23, so that's real close.
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          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Of course, I would argue that after adulthood, age becomes less significant to maturity. But it was still a good shot.
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            • #7
              I'm perfectly comfortable with man hugs, but rear-end patting? Unless you are being told good job on hitting a home run or scoring a touchdown (those are NOT sexual innuendos ), that's strange.
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              • #8
                I think it's funny that they used the equator ritual as a reason here.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                • #9
                  Everyone know there's tons of gay sex going on on submarines, just like there is in prison.

                  They should be happy they're letting women onboard, and professional gay sex artists.
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                  • #10
                    I liked this part of the article, also:
                    "Everybody knows there are already homosexuals on our force, and I don't think them being open about it will change anything on a boat," said another active-duty lieutenant who spoke on condition of anonymity.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                    • #11
                      I imagine the women will be disgusting to the sailors, but I'm sure that once a few people come out about being gay, there will be a massive relief as everyone else admits it too.
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                      • #12
                        But the few straight guys will get accused of sexual harassment by the females.
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                        • #13
                          Of course, you're assuming that the females won't be lesbians.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                          • #14
                            That's why they will file the charges.
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