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So's that.
The Nuge FTW.
Ozzy vs Elvis.
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So's that.
The Nuge FTW.
Ozzy vs Elvis.Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure -
Elvis may still be alive, but Ozzy posts at Poly=win!
Kenyans vs. KeynesiansBlahComment
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Kenyans, clearly.
Dr. Byron Orpheus vs. Tony Almeida"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Orpheus, cooler name.
From the Jim Rome show today:
Jason Bourne vs. John McClane
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Jason Bourne, instinctively and without a second thought.
Fringe vs X FilesApolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Walter Bishop and Fox Mulder share a joint and talk about the universe. Which then explodes in a fit of awesomeness.
Big Bang vs. Stephen Hawking"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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FAIL as both eventually collapse in upon themselves.
Mike Ditka vs. a hurricane.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Ditka, by a mustache.
Angelina Jolie vs. Christina Hendricks"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Ménage à trois, so both
pizza vs. pastaBlahComment
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pizza
Better metal device:
Palm muting vs. double bass pedal"Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else." -- Frédéric Bastiat
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dp ignore"Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else." -- Frédéric Bastiat
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double bass pedal
CANDY vs FRUITAPOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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well we all know fruits fight like girls... so candy.
Chuck Norris vs. Bruce LeeComment
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Bruce Lee
Cant come up with something so I steal one I remember:
The A-Team vs Macgyver
The Setting
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As dawn breaks upon a quiet rural community, things are very busy at a specially prepared farm just outside town. Two identical barns have been constructed at opposite ends of a small field. Both have been filled with all kinds of "common" materials: old tractors, rusted car parts, half-full containers of household chemicals, duct tape, welding equipment, tools, etc. You name it, it's there. At the stroke of 7 am, the A-Team (with Murdock-- he was broke out of the nuthouse yesterday) is led into one barn, and MacGyver (with his buddy Pete) into the other. Both barns are locked from the outside, and will remain locked for five hours. At noon, the doors will simultaneously be opened, and the two competitors must try to destroy the other with whatever contraptions they have created while locked away. Who will win this battle, and what will they have made?
Spoiler:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!Comment
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