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    black like an australian delicacy
    7.69%
    2
    pale blue
    3.85%
    1
    red like hypoxic blood
    3.85%
    1
    orange
    23.08%
    6
    red like oxygenated blood
    7.69%
    2
    yellow like a plantain
    7.69%
    2
    green
    15.38%
    4
    dark blue like my inbred blood
    11.54%
    3
    railroads
    7.69%
    2
    utilities
    0.00%
    0
    free parking (Monopoly is no fun, there's no skill involved)
    7.69%
    2
    luxury tax
    3.85%
    1

  • #2
    I want the dog.

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    • #3
      Black? Every board I have ever seen, its dark purple.
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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      • #4
        It looks black on the picture so I went with that, but on the first Monopoly board I played on it was striped red. It doesn't matter. No one's pickign that feeble group anyways.

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        • #5
          You always have a chance with the community chest, as she's known.
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #6
            Eh, there's value in being a slum-lord. For a very modest fee you get a pretty-near guaranteed source of income by buying a quarter of the board. That was my brother's preferred strategy: to build up a money base from the cheap properties. But neither of us has played a game in years.
            1011 1100
            Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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            • #7
              Why isn't jail a choice? They give you a bed and free hot meals!
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
              ){ :|:& };:

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              • #8
                Community Chest

                All chests should be "open" to the public
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  Why isn't jail a choice? They give you a bed and free hot meals!
                  What an interesting philosophical question.

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                  • #10
                    Orange. Squeeze the last bit out of the released jailbirds
                    "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
                    "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller

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                    • #11
                      Also, why is there no banana? There's always a banana on polls.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #12
                        There's a banana on there.

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                        • #13
                          The best part of monopoly isn't winning or losing, it's finally getting it over with.

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                          • #14
                            I find it's bullying your younger siblings into bad deals.

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                            • #15
                              "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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