Japan-o-WTF?

[Ecofarm]

Drake, stop talking about that festival. You're disturbing me.

[Drake Tungsten]

It's not my fault that you can't comprehend the exquisite pleasures of wearing a crotch crushing loincloth while wrestling with thousands of nearly nude Asian men.

[Ecofarm]

Well, the results don't make any sense either. I like to figure stuff out, but I think maybe we should just leave this one alone.



ps. Why would them being Asian matter? On second thought, n/m; I don't wanna know.

[DanS]

Drake was a sex tourist in Asia for a while. I thought you knew.

[Ecofarm]

n/m. There's really not much room for funny left. I don't know what I was thinking in responding further.



/thread

[Drake Tungsten]

You think I only had one?

[Ecofarm]

So you are fond of Asians (presumably of age). TMI. Again, that's twice this week.


Drake likes Asians in the morning. Ok, everyone knows. Great. (fwiw, I've never been with an Asian [unless you count NE Russian] and I'm not a morning person)

[Drake Tungsten]

(presumably of age)

Just barely, thanks to Japan's ridiculously low age of consent.

[Ecofarm]

That's not funny.

[Kitschum]

Hey, be reasonable. I have no idea who you are or what you do. Arguments between two memorable people are always easy starters, but this is a bit like being called out by a faint background humming noise.

Don't be coquettish. It's so transparent. You were telling me about sweaty bollocks in the watch thread just recently.

[Kitschum]

You weren't getting any action from Drake anyway.

He was going to get some until you interrupted. All that ball talk was getting me hot.

I guess I misjudged you.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Don't be coquettish. It's so transparent. You were telling me about sweaty bollocks in the watch thread just recently.

Well, for me that's a throwaway line intended to briefly liven up a dull moment and then immediately forgotten about.

Clearly it had a bigger impact on you. And that's OK- it really is.

However now look at the example in this thread. See, instead of "testicles" I could have written "knuckles", couldn't I? But, you know what? I juuuuuuuust don't think the line would have had quite the same resonance, you know?

[Drake Tungsten]

Just admit you love balls, Laz. I certainly do, and I see no reason to be ashamed of it.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

It's certainly breaking new ground to have to explain just why they're included in comedy.