URGENT: Incident Advice (Poisen)

[Thorn]

So i drank something that is marked not for internal use, and is supposedly toxic. Well i don't want anyone to know, but I'm feeling a little sick.

What can i do to flush my system?

Is a biochemist available?

Is there any way to get information of what to do in the USA? I tried wikipedia but it wasn't as helpful as i hoped.

In spite of the fact that this comes the day after April Fools, it is not a prank or a cry for help I just need some advice.

Thx.

[Berzerker]

what poison? you should have poison control in your yellow pages, or call ifnormation - but tell em what you swallowed. Or just head to the emergency room with the bottle

[Thorn]

Well its something silly though, its not like its nerve gas or anything.

[Thorn]

And what would they do anyways, so i can just do it without going?

[Berzerker]

they can pump yer stomach, or advise you on a counter measure... Like drink tons of water, or pepto bismol, or a laxative.

[Thorn]

pump your stomach sounds upleasent, how do they accomplish that?

[Berzerker]

I think its basically a vacuum

[Thorn]

They don't cut it open do they?!

[Berzerker]

nah, u know those suction tubes dentists use? I bet they use something like that

[Thorn]

but putting that down your throat sounds like you'd choke, hmm doesn't sound like something i want to do.

[Berzerker]

what was it you swallowed? Induced vomiting is a quick way to pump the stomach (probably saved my life once) but I think they recommend against that with some poisons. You should at least call poison control

[Thorn]

Some rubbing alcohol, my only symptoms besides my mouth burning is a tummy ache and eye and skin itches some.

[Thorn]

well i also feel hot and anxious but i'm not sure if thats related.

[Thorn]

mouth is also a lil dry, but other then that i seem ok.

[Berzerker]

I'd call your local hospital or poison control if you drank a bunch of it. Like several ounces...
Drinking water or milk might help, but all the advice I see says to call a pro first before trying home remedies.