Ann Coulter cries that Canada is bullying her

[Drake Tungsten]

There's two things I don't like:
1) sun (I am one ****ing white whiteboy, the sun just ****ing burns me)
2) heat (I am one ****ing white whiteboy with thick blood, I keep my house at 65F year round)

I was going to make a joke about the lack of both of these in Canada explaining why you don't appreciate the true purpose and beauty of light beer.

[Asher]

bc1871...I see you're surfing the thread. Suck my **** like we're in the navy flying under the Red Ensign and it's 1871.

[Asher]

There's two things I don't like:
1) sun (I am one ****ing white whiteboy, the sun just ****ing burns me)
2) heat (I am one ****ing white whiteboy with thick blood, I keep my house at 65F year round)

I was going to make a joke about the lack of both of these in Canada explaining why you don't appreciate the true purpose and beauty of light beer.

The only purpose of light beer is a starter beer for 12 year olds and women. And hipsters like Oerdin.

[Drake Tungsten]

There's nothing better than a light beer on a hot summer day. People who drink it in cool weather, however, are idiots.

[Asher]

There's nothing better than a light beer on a hot summer day. People who drink it in cool weather, however, are stupid.

No wonder why we don't know what to do with the light beers in Canada.

I only have maybe 1 beer a month. I'm 99% of the time drinking whisky. Which, I assume, is less popular in Australia due to the heat.

Nothing better on a cold winter's night than drinking a dram, *****es.

[Drake Tungsten]

I don't think I've drank anything other than whiskey since football season ended.

[Asher]

Bourbon?

[Drake Tungsten]

Mostly. A little scotch, but nothing special (just some Johnny Walker).

[Asher]

Maker's mark?

[Drake Tungsten]

Yep. I've definitely become partial to it.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

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[Drake Tungsten]

It's an Adams apple, Laz. Non-English men have them.

[Lul Thyme]

I very nearly moved from California to Perth, but we didn't because my mom didn't want to give up our cats -- true story, wish I was making it up.

That sucks, dude. Perth is beautiful.

Been in Perth for about a month now and I must say I agree.

[Elok]

Yeah, but Aussies are ****ing awesome to hang out with, unlike Canucks. A nanny state isn't so bad when a country isn't also full of boring Dudley Do-Right's with a massive inferiority complex. Besides, where would you rather live?

That's a tossup. Miserably cold climate vs. miserably hot climate where one in every two damned animals is deadly poisonous? Well, I like the beach but I don't ski, so I guess it'd be Australia for me too.

[Elok]

The US is the one dictating what people do in their own bedrooms and who they marry. By comparison, Canada prevents people from publicly calling for an organizing genocides.

I've never heard of anyone "organizing genocides" in America. Er, since the 1800s when it was done by the gummint, that is. Is this a Canadian thing, that you used to have problems with guys standing on soapboxes and declaring, "Hey, we need to exterminate the filthy Serbians in our midst" or something? I mean, maybe that happens here and I just never heard of it, but it doesn't seem like much of a threat, since there would be serious logistical problems for private citizens carrying it out and they'd attract the attention of the FBI almost instantly. Our spy and police agencies aren't super, but I'm confident that they would notice death camps, for example.