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  • #16
    Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
    He already knows everything, and doesn't need your "help".
    I'm aware of this, but when the whole project goes up in flames i want to hold up my notes and be able to say "I told you so."

    Course I am often called an irratent that is barely tolerated.

    Everyone else would get the fire and brimstone for how much i talked back. LOL
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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    • #17
      Ask him where my dog went.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
        It's better than that. We don't even have a set. The only instruction is to worship him.
        It can't be that easy otherwise everybody would be doing it.
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #19
          what did you do in your prior life to warrant reincarnation as Jesus?

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          • #20
            He was Jesus!
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #21
              Following up on my thread about me being the reincarnation of Jesus (not the ressurection mind you).

              eh, I get confused by reincarnation

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Theben View Post
                It can't be that easy otherwise everybody would be doing it.
                I didn't say it was easy, just what it is.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #23
                  I asked for an "easy set of instructions" to which you replied "it's better than that." To me, better= easier in this context. Now you flip-flop. Damn hypocritical Xians.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #24
                    Is resurrection covered by the health plan? What if dying is a pre=existing condition?
                    What?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Theben View Post
                      I asked for an "easy set of instructions" to which you replied "it's better than that." To me, better= easier in this context. Now you flip-flop. Damn hypocritical Xians.
                      No. Better /= easier.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Richelieu View Post
                        What if dying is a pre=existing condition?
                        What do you mean if?
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #27
                          I'm immortal. And so is everyone else alive as far as i know.
                          What?

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                          • #28
                            I'm atheist.

                            God = the collective concious and subconcious of all entities (living and "dead" [yet bearing influence]). Collective will... we can't entirely see it and we can't entirely control it - it is beyond us individually but is not an entity itself.
                            Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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                            • #29
                              we are Borg
                              Monkey!!!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Ecofarm View Post
                                I'm atheist.

                                God = the collective concious and subconcious of all entities (living and "dead" [yet bearing influence]). Collective will... we can't entirely see it and we can't entirely control it - it is beyond us individually but is not an entity itself.
                                So you aren't an athiest then.
                                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                                We've got both kinds

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