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    Following up on my thread about me being the reincarnation of Jesus (not the ressurection mind you).

    Regardless of your views of on religion/atheism, i thought it be at least an interesting field exercise if nothing else to find out what you would say to a represenative of god (not the catholic church i mean a real one).

    What do you want God to know, your compliments, compliants, comments, accusations, or confusions?

    If you are atheist or even agnostic go ahead and say this on a hypothetical level, if you could talk to whatever power created the universe what would you say, ask, or demand?

    I'll be sending my notes directly up high, whether or not you believe me is irrelevant.

    Carry on.
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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    Ask him why he can't give us puny humans 1 easy to follow set of directions to attain heavenly status.
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • #3
      He already knows everything, and doesn't need your "help".
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Hasn't God heard of surveymonkey?
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          How does Gravity work?
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • #6
            OK, fine. How does a bumble bee fly?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              We know that. It's like a helicopter, not like an aeroplane.
              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
              We've got both kinds

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              • #8
                NO! Really?
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  No.
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #10
                    So much for your sig line.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      My location and sig line are a powerful combination.
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                      We've got both kinds

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                      • #12
                        Where the hell are our jetpacks?
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Theben View Post
                          Ask him why he can't give us puny humans 1 easy to follow set of directions to attain heavenly status.
                          It's better than that. We don't even have a set. The only instruction is to worship him.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #14
                            Mark 12:29-30

                            29"The most important one," answered Jesus, "is this: 'Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is one.[e] 30Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.'[f] 31The second is this: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'[g]There is no commandment greater than these."
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              In one of the other Gospels (I think John) it says the second is likened to the first. It's wholistic.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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