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  • #1

    Who Would You Feel Most Comfortable Leaving You Child With for the Weekend?

    Wait for the poll.
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    A Priest
    21.43%
    3
    A Prostitute
    28.57%
    4
    A Black Man
    50.00%
    7
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"
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  • #2
    What do I do if I wanted to leave my child with a black priest who moonlights as a prostitute?
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      Choose what aspect of that you feel most comfortable with.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Asher View Post
        What do I do if I wanted to leave my child with a black priest who moonlights as a prostitute?
        Hold on. Do they allow blacks to be priests yet?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Asher View Post
          Hold on. Do they allow blacks to be priests yet?
          I don't think they do. I've never seen a black priest.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Is this a "how obnoxious can I be" poll? If it wasn't by intention, it is by accident.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              I think I remember seeing one on "Father Ted."
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                I don't think they do. I've never seen a black priest.
                Can a former prostitute be a priest? Or is the celibacy requirement retroactive (excluding the times when the priests themselves were sexually abused by other priests).
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Asher View Post
                  Can a former prostitute be a priest? Or is the celibacy requirement retroactive (excluding the times when the priests themselves were sexually abused by other priests).
                  Now we have a chicken-and-the-egg situation going on here. If each priest who molests was molested by a priest, who molested the first priest? JEsus?
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    You can regain your virginity but you can't lose your priesthood. However, you can renounce your priesthood, but not renounce your virginity.
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                      You can regain your virginity but you can't lose your priesthood. However, you can renounce your priesthood, but not renounce your virginity.
                      There's no papal do-overs for virginity?

                      Are we talking about boring vaginal virginity or priestal, prepubscent boy-cherry-popping virginity btw?
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        Actually, I think do-overs are part of the deal.
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • #13
                          Why is Asher talking to himself in this thread?
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                            Why is Asher talking to himself in this thread?
                            I'm not sure why.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Asher View Post
                              There's no papal do-overs for virginity?

                              Are we talking about boring vaginal virginity or priestal, prepubscent boy-cherry-popping virginity btw?
                              Meta moment, cross-thread rebirth: http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...05#post5767105

                              Rad.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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