What's the gayest way to tell time?

[-Jrabbit]

(poll)

[Drake Tungsten]

1a. Wrapping another man's dick around your wrist and drawing a watch face on it with a Sharpie.

1b. Using the sunlight shining in through your bedroom window and the erect penis of your lover to fashion an ad hoc sundial.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I suppose one could use a rudimentary water-clock technique from the level of anal seepage, but I'll leave it to the resident experts to comment

[rah]

Drake, even after reading 1a in the other thread, I still chuckled again.

[Provost Harrison]

By having to remove your watch from your boyfriends rectum after forgetting to remove it prior to fisting him the night before?

[Boris Godunov]

Squeezing out anal beads on the hour.

[Drake Tungsten]

Turning your head back to look at the clock on your bedside table while another man pounds your *******.

[Boris Godunov]

It wasn't because you weren't satisfying me, Drake. I just had a dinner date to keep and didn't want to be late.

[Japher]

By Replying: Sodomy-thirty

[SlowwHand]

Sun dial.

[Drake Tungsten]

It wasn't because you weren't satisfying me, Drake.

Whew.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Alarm ****. Tells you when you're already up.