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Best Band Names Ever (That Haven't Been Used)

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    The Laplace Expansion!

    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    Sounds like a 1970s prog rock band. Drippy and the Open Sores.
    Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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    • #3
      Sounds like a 1980s punk rock band.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Asher View Post
        Sounds like a 1980s punk rock band.
        I was thinking 1990s Les Claypool tribute band, but you're onto something.
        Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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        • #5
          The Polished Edges.
          A hipster indie rock band.
          Graffiti in a public toilet
          Do not require skill or wit
          Among the **** we all are poets
          Among the poets we are ****.

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          • #6
            Fancypants Benjamin.

            Douchebag hipster band.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #7
              On a related note, this would've made the list had it not actually been used:

              Enter The Haggis


              Galnemer and I encounted a flier advertising their upcoming performance at a coffee house/performance venue/club weird-hybrid thing in a tiny little West Virginia mountain town (population: 483). Apparently, they're a Toronto-based Celtic rock band.

              www.enterthehaggis.com
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #8
                Fantastic name.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Asher View Post
                  The Laplace Expansion!


                  The Lapdance Explosion.
                  The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                  • #10
                    Mönster

                    The Spondyls

                    The Royal Taliban Girls Choir

                    The Interr

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                    • #11
                      Cosmic Orgasm

                      70's psychedelic rock

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                      • #12
                        we had a band at the bar i work at one night called 'trampled by turtles.'
                        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                        • #13
                          Virtual Memory Group -- computer/synth-based band
                          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                          • #14
                            Vices of Vader.
                            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kitschum View Post

                              The Royal Taliban Girls Choir
                              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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