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    I am so tired of Christian boys trying to sleep with me

    They still do this childish thing where they compete for my attention like a boy does to his crush in the 2nd ****ing grade.

    It's not just young guys either. There's that creepy middle-aged Christian guy from work too who still sends me facebook invites.

    It's so old.

    Ben
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    If he's a die hard born again Christian type then I give him a 50% chance of being gay.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Asher View Post
      They still do this childish thing where they compete for my attention like a boy does to his crush in the 2nd ****ing grade.

      It's not just young guys either. There's that creepy middle-aged Christian guy from work too who still sends me facebook invites.

      It's so old.

      Ben
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
        If he's a die hard born again Christian type then I give him a 100% chance of being gay.
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        • #5
          Just give in and sleep with them Asher. Call it your Christian Charity work.
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            Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
            You are the Canadian Mr. Poe.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MikeH View Post
              Just give in and sleep with them Asher. Call it your Christian Charity work.
              When I was younger I was a gay missionary and I took many firm positions with the Christian guys.

              Now, I've got a partner so they need to deal without my legendary sex.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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              • #8
                Amen.
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                • #9
                  "I am so tired of Christian boys trying to sleep with me"

                  Dibs on T-Shirt copyrights. Whether the person saying that is serious or not is irrelevant; this is a troll of epic proportion.
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                  • #10
                    Just common knowledge. I mean, the Vatican even has gay sex procurement officers!
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • #11
                      Imagine a whole family going out to dinner: Little Johnny, Zipper (down-syndrome), Mary Sue, Mom, Dad, Grandma and Grandpa... all wearing the t-shirt. That's beyond a troll, it's longlining.
                      Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        When I was younger I was a gay missionary and I took many firm positions with the Christian guys.

                        Now, I've got a partner so they need to deal without my legendary sex.



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                        • #13
                          "I am so tired of Christian boys trying to sleep with me"

                          Yeah, sure whatever.
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                          • #14
                            What? You don't get tired of it?
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              NEVER!

                              er... ahem.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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