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    How insane is this?

    We all understand that action movies are cheesy escapism. After all, could one commando really take out a whole compound full of bad guys? Actually, yes. It turns out the history books are full of stories of soldiers doing things so badass they'd hesitate t




    Simo Hayha

    Who Was He?

    Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country.

    Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero.

    Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude with a rifle, they got ****ing scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.

    They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.

    Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.

    Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.

    Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn't actually hurt him, because he's the ****ing White Death, damn it.

    Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...

    ...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    It's not insane - it's finnish
    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

    Steven Weinberg

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    • #3
      Truth.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Pure awesomeness. Probably related to Pekka.
        Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
        I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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        • #5
          Pekka

          He sets the bar so high for all the other Finns...
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            Some people are made of pure awesome.
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #7
              Do we have anything else to appreciate about Finland?

              I'm drawing a blank.
              Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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              • #8
                Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him
                Being too dead is a definite show-stopper. The guy was pretty awesome.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  They didn't do as bad as everyone thought they would do in the winter war.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    So how do we know the cool guy is really on that photo? Could be there's just another one posing as him since we can't see his face?!?
                    Blah

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                    • #11
                      He lived till 2002. Bad ass.

                      Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                      When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                      • #12
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                        • #13
                          Finns have very cute accents.

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                          • #14
                            They invested the wife carrying contest.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • #15
                              Invested it? In what? Mutual funds?
                              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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