I just had a genius idea

[Theben]

Meh, I've had a few good ideas only to discover some other bloke implemented them 1st. My best idea was probably worth billions, but some German bastard did it in 2005.

To be fair he'd been mulling it over for 30 years (so the website said) and I've only had it for 3.

[Felch]

For my good ideas, I smoke weed.

We all know that marijuana is a performance enhancing drug, that's why the IOC banned it. Somehow Michael Phelps hasn't had his 14 gold medals taken away in spite of the evidence that he used the substance to improve his performance. He must have an awesome lawyer or something.

[Hauldren Collider]

Enjoy your lungs while they last.

[Boris Godunov]

So, which European country are you guys going to destroy next? Can we make suggestions?

[Felch]

Enjoy your lungs while they last.

I will enjoy them to their fullest.

[Hueij]

Enjoy your lungs while they last.

There's always one... I guess I should enjoy my liver too while it lasts?

[Drake Tungsten]

So, which European country are you guys going to destroy next? Can we make suggestions?

Why bet on the collapse of any one European country when you can bet on the decline of the Euro itself?

[Boris Godunov]

It's a good deal more fun to watch them tumble one by one, if just to see the rising panic in the survivors.