I don't recall seeing him posted here, so here he is in all his...weirdness. He's some affable British guy who develops Tourette's and starts talking the moment his head hits the pillow. I think he's pretty funny; your tastes may differ.
"You're more attractive than a seeping anal gash. But only just."
"Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty ****er."
[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."
"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"
"You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to ****ing death!... Love you!"
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