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  • Introducing the Sleep-Talkin' Man.

    My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from hours of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I thought it only fair to share them with the world.


    I don't recall seeing him posted here, so here he is in all his...weirdness. He's some affable British guy who develops Tourette's and starts talking the moment his head hits the pillow. I think he's pretty funny; your tastes may differ.

    "You're more attractive than a seeping anal gash. But only just."
    "Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty ****er."
    [hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."
    "Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"
    "You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to ****ing death!... Love you!"
    Last edited by Elok; February 20, 2010, 09:36.
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    I don't think we should delve so much into the subconcious; we aren't going to like what we find, in general. We should just have pleasant lucid dreams and leave inner motivations to mystery.
    Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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    • #3
      Thanks for this, its great!
      Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Main_Brain View Post
        Thanks for this, its great!
        Now this should have been Tiger's speech.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          Sleep-Talkin' Man is not a disease it is just the overload of work which man used to do throughout the day without taking any rest.The excess load of work does not permits the brain to take rest so but in when the man is in rest position he dreams as he is working his brain recalls the whole day schedule.
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          Karndean

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          • #6
            **** My Dad Says
            KH FOR OWNER!
            ASHER FOR CEO!!
            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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            • #7
              my maybe new thng... pick page 1203 at random... and replied to this post. OHGHHH!!!! yeah drinkjn!!

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              • #8
                Hadn't you promised not to drink so much?

                Indifference is Bliss

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                • #9
                  alcohol is paved with broken promices

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