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**KrazyHorse** · February 17, 2010, 00:31

Sup =sjp BTW

**Guynemer** · February 17, 2010, 00:34

Recommend a good cosmetic dentist.

**KrazyHorse** · February 17, 2010, 00:36

The nose is the bigger issue here. Figuratively as well as literally

**Guynemer** · February 17, 2010, 00:38

Ask her if she's even been nostril-banged.

Or "nares"-banged, if she looks medically-inclined.

**KrazyHorse** · February 17, 2010, 01:16

You guys suck. She was leaving and the only thing I could think of was to tell her "you look like Sarah Jessica Parker".

**Drake Tungsten** · February 17, 2010, 01:18

A woman would probably think that's a compliment. God, they're so stupid.

**Guynemer** · February 17, 2010, 01:22

Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post

You guys suck. She was leaving and the only thing I could think of was to tell her "you look like Sarah Jessica Parker".

Actually, that's probably the best you could hope for. She thinks its great, you think its hilarious. Win, win, win.

**KrazyHorse** · February 17, 2010, 01:22

My woman does not, but only because I specifically educated her on this issue.

**Theben** · February 17, 2010, 01:24

How about, "Got coke?"

**KrazyHorse** · February 17, 2010, 01:28

That's not a joke. That's a real concern.

**Drake Tungsten** · February 17, 2010, 01:28

I probably would've said, "Hi. I work at Goldman Sachs. How 'bout you put a bag on your head and then jump on my ****?"

**Theben** · February 17, 2010, 01:29

That's not nice. He could've just rode her doggy-style.

**KrazyHorse** · February 17, 2010, 01:30

That's reason number 324 you don't work at gs.

**Drake Tungsten** · February 17, 2010, 01:33

That's reason number 324 you don't work at gs.

And here I thought it was because I don't like math.

**KrazyHorse** · February 17, 2010, 01:35

BTW 324 = 18^2

lol suomi sucks