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    Saudi's Reject Pakistani Diplomat Whose Name Translates to 'Biggest Dick'

    (SALEM, Ore.) - A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to "Biggest Dick" in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.

    Akbar Zib is no newcomer to politics, in fact you could say he's a pretty big deal. This long-ranging high level diplomat has worked with some of the largest members of world governments, players charged with negotiating the outcome of the world's current events.

    He most recently served as High Commissioner Designate of Pakistan to Canada, and prior to that he was the ambassador of Pakistan to South Africa,. He also served in that capacity in Washington from 1983-87, and New Delhi from 1994-2000.

    He earlier worked at the Pakistan headquarters as section officer from 1982- 83, director from 1987-94 and director-general from 2000-2003.

    Miangul Akbar Zib, also whose name news agencies sometimes refer to as Zib, was born on 15 February, 1954. He holds a Masters degree.
    http://salem-news.com/articles/january242010/big_dick.php

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    Great article DD.
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      Some of the largest members lol
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        Why does this make me think of Blackadder ?
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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        • #5
          I thought Mel Brooks.

          The Saudi's are an awesome source of entertainment.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            What a bunch of zibheads.

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            • #7
              I hear they're making him an admiral now.
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              • #8
                Wasn't he named after a Roman Emperor?

                EDIT: just a friend...
                Last edited by Theben; February 5, 2010, 23:55.
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