Do You Eat Animal Products?

[BeBMan]

I eat humans mostly.

[Dinner]

Did ecofarm just say he's poor?

[Ecofarm]

I should have noted more clearly, my diet is not for personal purposes.

And yeah, I'm pretty poor. You should send donations.

[N35t0r]

I eat what animals use to make their 'products' with.

Chinchulines

[DirtyMartini]

That may be why they treat it.

What do they do for your potatoes?

You can wash a potato and it will stay clean. No matter how well you wash a cow, it will get snot, cud or liquid **** all over itself in a matter of minutes. I mean seriously -- cows are the only animal without the common decency to have formed stools. They just spray out a stream of putrid jelly. And don't even get me started on the fly issue.

Luckily, the steak is safely sealed on the inside where it can't be harmed.

[notyoueither]

I must misunderstand where the milk comes from. I had no idea that it was formed externally, on the hide.

[notyoueither]

And what treatment do your veggies get, anyway?

A wash?

Seems I've heard of several cases of ecoli on veggies from supermarkets recently.

Dairy is processed to kill contaminents. I can not recall hearing of a health threat from pasturised milk, ever (or a suitably lengthy long, long time).

[DirtyMartini]

It is generally removed from the cow while she stands in a rodent infested barn in a 50/50 mix of hay and ****, while flies land all over everything. So, it is exposed to some serious nasty on its way to your corn flakes.

[DirtyMartini]

I have no health concerns relative to milk. I just think it a weird thing for humans to drink. And cows are nasty.

[notyoueither]

You're a filthy speciesist!

Cows are cool. They sleep standing up and let you tip them. They really do have a very nice nature, and their flesh tastes very good with sufficient heat applied.

[notyoueither]

It is generally removed from the cow while she stands in a rodent infested barn in a 50/50 mix of hay and ****, while flies land all over everything. So, it is exposed to some serious nasty on its way to your corn flakes.

And the veggies that are grown in dirt, with **** spread over them, while bugs and rodents live under, around, and over them are somehow clean after being squirted with a little water?

[SlowwHand]

It's only recently that I've heard of this "cow tipping". I'll have to see it before I believe it.

[notyoueither]

I've not done it personally. I think you would have to be pretty bored.

[SlowwHand]

So, are eggs and milk the only "animal products"?

[Thoth]

Tube steaks.