So now that we've conquered Haiti, what should we do with it?

[Kontiki]

Forgive their debt for starters.

Most countries already did before this disaster struck. The two major creditors left are Taiwan and Venezuela, and it looks like Taiwan is about to forgive it as well. Funny that Chavez isn't jumping all over this.

[Thoth]

Penal Colony

Isn't that what we already have Australia for?

[HalfLotus]

The two major creditors left are Taiwan and Venezuela, and it looks like Taiwan is about to forgive it as well. Funny that Chavez isn't jumping all over this.

Chavez canceled Haiti debt to Venezuela 2 days ago.

That just leaves the IMF.

[Theben]

Get cartographers everywhere to remove Haiti from the maps. Stop teaching children of its existence. Make mentioning of it punishable by death.

[DinoDoc]

Get cartographers everywhere to remove Haiti from the maps. Stop teaching children of its existence. Make mentioning of it punishable by death.

Can we add "Here be Dragons!" in its place on maps?

[Thoth]

Get cartographers everywhere to remove Haiti from the maps. Stop teaching children of its existence. Make mentioning of it punishable by death.

Cheaper than foreign aid.

[Theben]

Can we add "Here be Dragons!" in its place on maps?

Perfect.

[David Floyd]

Paying them off will be the only way to get them to leave the country.

Ummm, probably not. I also think if we stop shipping them food until they agree to leave, then they would agree. Or, just march them onto ships using, you know, guns and ****.