Dream Comedy Ticket for 2012: Palin/Santorum

[Guynemer]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/15/santorum-says-hes-considering-2012-bid/

Obligatory Urban Dictionary reference:
santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended ******* like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

[self biased]

self biased easily claims the first post.

[Theben]

Possibly the last.

[Darius871]

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