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    Obligatory Urban Dictionary reference:
    santorum

    1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

    2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
    As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended ******* like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

    santorum: 1. That [frothy mixture] of lube and [fecal matter] that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. 2. Senator [Rick Santorum] (R-PA)
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

  • #2
    self biased easily claims the first post.
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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    • #3
      Possibly the last.
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #4
        Who?
        Unbelievable!

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