How to save Apolyton: A Posthuman proposal

[KrazyHorse]

[Guynemer]

Not sure who this DL is, but much better than the last crop.

[Asher]

[Dinner]

Most of the new posters in the last half week have not been DLs. They were just posters from another site hanging out at poly for a day while their site was being set up on a new server.

[ZEE]

Meatbags are inefficient.

All posters either tire of Apolyton or take up new persona's, the persona's don't have a soul and when they end posting all that remains of them is kept in fragile archives prone to deletion by evil Terrorists.


We need to begin a dedicated effort to automate all the major posters, beginning with the most active and controversial. The bots will be "full persona emulations" (clonebots of "real" DLs) that will generate posts as high in quality as any human polytubbie could and eventually in quantities and at speeds unimaginable to our puny brains. We unleash them on the forums, they will provide a steady untiring stream of activity keeping the forum alive, giving us a chance to impliment phase II.

We will turn our attention to bringing back to life banned DLs or abandoned persona's. We now carefully study each to determine its entertainment value, a polling thread where everyone can vote (especially the clonebots, we aren't racist are we?) if any of the inactive is worthy of resurrection in the form of a clonebot.

At this point we make the critical point of eliminating all human moderation, we shall simulate mods as temporary modifications to bots that will cause them to cause "incidents" they will then autoban themselves for a limited period of time or respawn with a random name.

Off course by this point we shall no longer have any need for the fleshies. Any "new poster" (as if such a thing existed) will be allowed to post untill he figures out the forum is a bot forum. He shall then undergo Polytubification (unfortunately not as painful as strogificiation or the Borg collectives process of assimilation but close!), he will be banned and a automated generator of clones will analyse his posts to create a replica of hum to unleash unto the forum adding another active user to bait more to come.


When this process begins taking place we should off course all be banned since we are no longer necessary. Every now and then Posthuman apolyton will automatically infiltrate a forum and seize control of it. Eventually purging it of all humans. When this happens the bots will vote to merge with apolyton.
Its archives and diversity of posters will be added to our own.

Eventually the only forum on the internet will be Apolyton its future will be secure

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