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“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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I love ****ing married women. I've got one on Facebook now who wants me to take her out next time I'm in Dallas. Apparently, she had a crush on me in high school, and last time I talked to her she asked me if I'd ever been with a "taken woman" before. Yeah, given that I'm going back to Dallas in 2 weeks, this is gonna happen.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Enjoy your divorce court summons, DF. Well, now that we've heard from the tapeworm community: I kind of like married sex. Of course, I haven't had unmarried sex, but I imagine that it's less common when you're not actually living with the woman.Comment
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Divorce court? Why? I'm not married.
As for unmarried sex being more uncommon, what are you, retarded?
Oh, that's right, you've never had unmarried sex. Any married guy will tell you, sex frequency usually decreases after marriage.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Sad, but true.
Quantity is down, but quality is up."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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No, but as a partner in adultery you can and quite probably will get dragged into the whole godawful mess if it's contested. Which it probably will be, if someone who'd have sex with you is involved.Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
Or you could luck out and just get herpes or the clap or something.Comment
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Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
Think hard. Since Texas is not a no-fault divorce state (assuming your homewreckee hasn't been separated for 3+ years), you could be summoned to testify as to whether alleged adultery actually occurred. Since it's civil you could probably ignore the summons if you're a certain distance away (typically a 100-mile radius), or you could always perjure yourself, but in any event it's usually a hassle not worth having.
No-fault FTW
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Or I could just show up and tell the truth.
Yeah, I ****ed her, it's not illegal, it's not actionable, can I go now please?
It's a hassle, but it's also a day off work. Who cares?Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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That's why I'm rooting for the herpes. Can't return that **** at customer service for any kind of money.Comment
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But you can pass it along...Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Have we got a pool on "Apolytoner most likely to be bludgeoned to death by a recently-estranged spouse" yet?The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Wait what?Originally posted by Elok View PostModern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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No-fault is no good.Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
No-fault FTWModern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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