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  • The Patrick Swayze Memorial Unintentional Comedy Scale

    I think the bottom levels are fairly well set, but how should the top two or three be ordered? Note that this is based not necessarily on the UC delivered by Swayze himself, but the man's preternatural ability to constantly be at the center of the world's greatest UC gatherings.

    1 - The Outsiders: there is UC to be found, but most would probably consider you an ******* for laughing at it.
    2 - Red Dawn: can be enjoyed both on its own terms, and for the UC content.
    3 - Next of Kin: now the UC starts really ramping up, to the point of distraction even for those who want to take it seriously.
    4 - Roadhouse: the pervasive UC is the only reason its existence is still acknowledged.
    5, 6 - Steel Dawn & Point Break: I tend to give the edge to PB, for the Keanu Busey factor, but there's a strong case for the Swayze apocalyptic epic. I'm open to arguments that Roadhouse belongs with these two, though I think they're a clear step above.

    There is no poll because **** you, that's why.
    Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

  • #2
    Too soon.
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    ASHER FOR CEO!!
    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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    • #3
      No such thing.

      Besides, what greater tribute to the man than making his life the standard by which the most remarkable aspect of that life will forever be measured?
      Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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      • #4
        Nobody puts Swayze in the corner.

        Edit: on second thoughts, there is nothing--NOTHING--funny about that abomination of a movie--not to mention the idiocy that was Dirty Dancing 2. Yes, I've watched them both, damnit.
        "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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        • #5
          the blond dancer in roadhouse was hot, real nice tits

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