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    Every time I drink any kind of soda, I end up desperately wanting to brush my teeth. It's like I can feel my teeth just melting away.

    As a result, I rarely drink soda.

    I guess that's healthy.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

  • #2
    I drink diet soda.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #3
      Pour either on your battery terminal.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Pour ether on your battery terminal.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          Ether is nonionic. Cola works much better.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            Yes, but it helps you lick your batteries longer.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #7
              Club soda is better for your battery terminals. No sticky syrups.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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