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[Asher]

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[Guynemer]

Since you know about these things, which is best: Dominos, Papa Johns, or Pizza Hut?

Cottage Inn.

[Theben]

What is wrong with Dominos: American Legends ? I had one of those last week, and felt it was passable.

If you're lucky fast food pizza is passable. Otherwise you'll need a colonoscopy.

[Elok]

All three are pretty meh, and I haven't had any in a while, but IIRC PJ>Domino's>PH. I was like twelve last time I had Pizza Hut and I don't remember anything about it. However, all my family members swear it gave them the trots. My mother even invented a jingle for them: "Hurry on down to Pizza Hut, where you blow the pizza right out your butt."

If you're looking for a chain pizza that doesn't stink, your best bet is Fox's, but they aren't too common outside of PA. Pizza Boli's is good too; don't know how far their reach is, though. Cal Pizza Kitchen isn't bad pizza, but pretentious and overpriced. My own employer, Red Brick, is a new chain that combines CPK pretentiousness with normal-chain almost everything else. The pizza quality and pricing are almost exactly in the middle. Oh well, at least we have an excellent crust.

[ZEE]

LOL when Asher posts at CG when PolyBanned and all their posters come here demanding to have him unbanned to leave them alone

[SlowwHand]

Wiggy named 3, and off y'all go on some wild tangent.
"Mama McGee's down the street is great." Fat ****ing lot of good that is. HE NAMED 3!

[Tuberski]

All three are pretty meh, and I haven't had any in a while, but IIRC PJ>Domino's>PH. I was like twelve last time I had Pizza Hut and I don't remember anything about it. However, all my family members swear it gave them the trots. My mother even invented a jingle for them: "Hurry on down to Pizza Hut, where you blow the pizza right out your butt."

If you're looking for a chain pizza that doesn't stink, your best bet is Fox's, but they aren't too common outside of PA. Pizza Boli's is good too; don't know how far their reach is, though. Cal Pizza Kitchen isn't bad pizza, but pretentious and overpriced. My own employer, Red Brick, is a new chain that combines CPK pretentiousness with normal-chain almost everything else. The pizza quality and pricing are almost exactly in the middle. Oh well, at least we have an excellent crust.

Fox's tastes exactly like Little Ceasars, for twice the price.

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[MOBIUS]

Bump this thread when I get banned.

If death threats aren't a bannable offence any more, you certainly won't get banned for accurately accusing someone (Ben) of being a liar...

[Elok]

Fox's tastes exactly like Little Ceasars, for twice the price.

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Does it? I was going on the word of my family, I admit. I always get a wedgie (sandwich...SANDWICH, you asses) when I go there, save for once a long time ago. But I seem to remember it was pretty damned good. Been a long time since I had a good wedgie.

[Cort Haus]

I'm not sure whether to be pleased or hurt that you mentioned the words "pizza shop" without mentioning me, Wiggy.

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[OzzyKP]

Since you know about these things, which is best: Dominos, Papa Johns, or Pizza Hut? I am getting hungry and have always wandered what is the best, if for example I had to choose a last meal.

Definitely Papa Johns. No contest. I think I'll make a poll.

[Elok]

Wiggy named 3, and off y'all go on some wild tangent.
"Mama McGee's down the street is great." Fat ****ing lot of good that is. HE NAMED 3!

I pointed out that all three are mediocre (well, PJ's isn't bad by fast-food standards), and tried to give better options.

[Felch]

Pizza Boli's is good too; don't know how far their reach is, though.

Around here they're ghetto as can be, but awesomely ghetto. It tastes good, but I have no interest in finding out the secrets of their kitchen.

Personally I don't like mom & pop pizza places. Most of them make a nasty greasy mess of a pizza.

[Tuberski]

Does it? I was going on the word of my family, I admit. I always get a wedgie (sandwich...SANDWICH, you asses) when I go there, save for once a long time ago. But I seem to remember it was pretty damned good. Been a long time since I had a good wedgie.

The one that just opened by my house, just closed.

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