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    My roommate's dog is constantly digging in the kitchen trash. She's knocked it over on several occasions, spilling the contents, and has now broken the lid off. What should we do to help control the behavior?
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    Retaliatory beatings
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    Lemon juice around the top of the trash can
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    Vick's VapoRub around the top of the trash can
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    Rat-traps strategically placed at the top of the trash
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    Let the dog act natural like a banana tree
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    John Brown did nothing wrong.

  • #2
    Shoot the dog.
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    • #3
      Shoot the roommate. The dog will take the hint.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        That's a brilliant idea.

        We've got a low-powered pellet gun that was bought as part of a Halloween costume.

        Also got the 12-gauge and the 30-06.

        30-06 is a no go, on account of it being illegal to fire a rifle like that around here.

        I've accidentally discharged the 12-gauge in the house before, a load of 7.5. Nobody called the cops. So if I really wanted to get the dog's attention, I could theoretically do that. But I think that even bird-shot is a bit excessive. And I'm a guy who wishes that every problem could be solved with shotguns.

        The pellet gun is the only acceptable option. Maybe if we could get a paint ball gun and somehow got stinky paint balls, that would be cool.

        Thanks for contributing
        John Brown did nothing wrong.

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        • #5
          Mothballs.
          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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          • #6
            ****, that is like the most ****ed up x-post ever.
            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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            • #7
              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
              RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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              • #8
                Shock collar. Goes near the trash, ZAP. Behavior modification follows.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Felch View Post
                  ****, that is like the most ****ed up x-post ever.
                  ****ed up? I thought it was sensible.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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