Ze proper name of ze silly American sport

[Drake Tungsten]

On the other hand, soccer has that one time Zinedine Zidane delivered the Righteous Headbutt of Glorious Justice to that dude who insulted his mother on the field. That was the first and last time a soccer player did something cool.

QFT

Sadly, the ****ing ***** soccer refs kicked him out of the game for that.

[Lord Avalon]

Am I the only one who noticed that the pic on the left should say Ballfoot, not Football?

[duke o' york]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFcQLUcx6k

Some beauties there. Straight out of the Elok playbook....

(apologies for the French. Not as a race, just the language in the first clip. )

[MOBIUS]

Ah yes, the infamous Schumacher - I remember seeing that when it happened too...

[duke o' york]

Ain' at da troot. Still shudder seeing it again.

Can someone (possibly from Texas, with mates in the Toon) fix my second link so that it appears in the thread?

0.16 is an absolute classic - 70s football brought right up to date. but also

[Kitschum]

Pah. I vomit uncontrollably all over your pwussy anglo upperclass Eton bum me in de bum guvna sports association union derived sports. Now biathlon, that's a real sport.

Try and tackle this you sissy foot/hand egg/ball players. First thing, of course, you wouldn't even catch them, second is even so you'd get a shot in your face.