How many keys are on your key ring?

[Lorizael]

Two keychains, six keys. House, mail, and car on one, parents' house, parents' old car, and office on the other. This is an exciting thread.

[Japher]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!~

[Kuciwalker]

He's in Eta Alpha Lambda

I have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to mean.

[Asher]

It's an all-black frat

[KrazyHorse]

I have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to mean.

That's because you're not as clever as I am.

[Boris Godunov]

I bet he lives at The Frat Pad.













(It's a gay porn thing, yes.)

[Asher]

A terrific thing.

And no, Kuci could most definitely NOT live at the Frat Pad.

Their membership numbers would tank.

[onodera]

What's the all-gay fraternity called? Phi Alpha Gamma or Gamma Alpha Upsilon?

[Asher]

I think you're confused. All frats are gay.

[Arrian]

There are three keys on the key chain I have on me. One of which I should throw away because it is never used (key to "the club" that I've had for forever). Car Key & house key are the other two.

The other key chain has a few more. Car, House, Parent's House, in-law's house (?)... something like that.

They've got enough other crap on them though that it's kinda annoying. You know, all those membership/rewards cards (Petco, Stop & Shop, etc). Bottle openers, but at least they suggest fun (beer).

-Arrian

[Japher]

I think you're confused. All frats are gay.

Wanda Sykes just died a little. Thank you

[Asher]

Does she say the same thing?

[Wezil]

This is an exciting thread.

Not as exciting as the threads I'd start if allowed but still Thread of the Day.