I just won the UK National Lottery!

[KrazyHorse]

I don't even remember playing, but I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

The prize is apparently 850 000 GBP

Do I have to pay income taxes on this? What should I buy first?

[BlackCat]

Just PM me your bank account info, and I'll fix any tax problems

[loinburger]

I'm sure if you send out enough emails you could find somebody in the us who would help you avoid taxes - just ask for their bank account number and social security number and give them five or ten percent of the winnings for laundering your money

[KrazyHorse]

I already sent them my bank account info, my social security number, my address and 3 major credit cards to confirm my identity. Why do you need my bank account info too? Can't you just ask them?

[KrazyHorse]

Fricking Poly. Fix the DP problems

[Theben]

Let me guess: it was a UK lottery but the e-mail notification was in bad English from Nigeria?

[Kontiki]

That's a pretty crap-ass prize for the UK National Lottery.

[KrazyHorse]

*steps out of thread character*
actually, it was from China, and the English was pretty good
*bank into character*

[KrazyHorse]

That's a pretty crap-ass prize for the UK National Lottery.

Don't be jealous, Kontiki. Or are you telling me that you'd turn down such a prize?

[Kontiki]

You're only going to get my Social Security and one credit card number from me for that amount.

[Theben]

actually, it was from China, and the English was pretty good

In that case, go for it

[KrazyHorse]

[Theben]

Maybe it was from Zakudl!

[DaShi]

*steps out of thread character*
actually, it was from China, and the English was pretty good
*bank into character*

You'll be there shortly, relax.

[KrazyHorse]

Nice pickup