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    You would think that they've all seen the movie by now...

    Boise boy licks pole, gets stuck
    At least nobody put an eye out as firefighters use water to free boy.

    Wed., Dec . 9, 2009
    BOISE, Idaho - It's become an annual winter tale: A young boy gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole, perhaps as the result of a dare.

    This year, the scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story" unfolded Tuesday morning in Boise with a boy of about 10. Boise firefighters used a glass of warm water to free the unidentified boy from the metal fence pole.

    Fire Capt. Bill Tinsley says the boy's tongue was bleeding a little, but he was OK and allowed to continue walking to school. Firefighters estimate the boy was 10 years old.

    Rescue workers responded after a woman driving by saw the boy and called 911.

    Last year, the unlucky boy was a 10-year-old from Hammond, Ind., especially apt, since the 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond.

    Apparently, experimenting with frozen flag poles isn't that unusual, especially this time of year.

    A similar drama unfolded in Spokane, Wa., on Monday when a 13-year-old girl stuck her tongue on a flag pole outside a school. The temperature was a frigid 10 degrees and a friend called 911 when the discomfort became too much.

    Firefighters poured water on the pole to help remove the tongue.
    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

  • #2
    Why is this news? It happens all the time.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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    • #3
      Who hasn't done this or seen someone do this/

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      • #4
        I'm sure Guynemer has personally seen dozens of kids who've done this.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          False story: a guy I knew in high school had to have his anus surgically removed after it got stuck to a pole.
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          • #6
            Just found out my wife did this when she was 6 (to the banister outside of her house)

            Instead of pouring hot water on it, her mother yanked her head back and tore off a bunch of tongue skin "for being a brat"

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            Killing it is the new killing it
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            • #7
              an appropriate punishment in my opinion, but would now probably get her removed from the family by child services.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                False story: a guy I knew in high school had to have his anus surgically removed after it got stuck to a pole.
                Yeah right. I just did a Google search and found that guy. He didn't go to your school.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                • #9
                  I'll confess to having done this as a child. I was too embarrassed to call for help so I ripped the flesh off.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                    I'll confess to having done this as a child. I was too embarrassed to call for help so I ripped the flesh off.
                    Sounds like a Frank Zappa Album
                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Don't eat the yellow snow.
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Theben View Post
                        Yeah right. I just did a Google search and found that guy. He didn't go to your school.
                        My life is forfeit
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                        • #13
                          Wezils Rip My Flesh
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ming View Post
                            You would think that they've all seen the movie by now...
                            Kids don't watch lame old movies anymore.
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                            • #15
                              Boise boy licks pole, gets stuck


                              I suppose this is how Asher started...
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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