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  • #31
    You're funnier than Dr.S., plus you actually know some hockey (despite the fact that you're under the impression that the Red Wings are a good team rather than an old age home for Russians)
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #32
      To be fair, I've been right about that second thing up until this year. Even worse, they no longer have the excuse of being an old age home for Russians.
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #33
        Ben, Wiglaf, and a man-sized bottle of lube.

        SP
        I got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon Miller

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        • #34
          But you left out the fact that he'd spend 99.9% of his time belittling the children for their ignorance and/or failure to recognize their ignorance and only 0.1% teaching anything.




          This is an interstellar base, not a self-esteem boosting exercise.

          You folks are awful kind to want me along, but Dr. S would be the better choice.


          The last thing we need is to let the damn Southerners out into the galaxy.
          KH FOR OWNER!
          ASHER FOR CEO!!
          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
            To be fair, I've been right about that second thing up until this year. Even worse, they no longer have the excuse of being an old age home for Russians.
            The only reason to like the Wings is that Dr. Cox likes them.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #36
              Zylka, Wiglaf, and a chemist who can cook LSD for us. It'll be a long flight, and it's probably going to be controlled by an AI autopilot anyways. I'd want to have fun (so there'll be gay pills as well.)

              The only question is, who here is a chemist?
              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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              • #37
                Starchild, I think.
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #38
                  Starchild is biochem. Japher is a chem-eng.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #39
                    Biochem sounds like it's the "Gets you ****ed up" branch of chemistry. Starchild it is.
                    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                    • #40
                      Starchild can also be your Pope.
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #41
                        I've given this matter some thought, and haven't been able to come up with any combinations that didn't make emit gro0wling sounds.

                        Put simply, this scenario just wouldn't go well with anyone as misanthropic as me involved.
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                        • #42
                          Yeah, who needs trolls or idiots on a long space flight. Or teaching children for that matter.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #43
                            Why do we actually need humans anyway? I swear most pubilc primary school teachers could be replaced by machines anyway and lots of kids grow up with practically no parental input and just TV. Sure the first generations will all be trailer park trash extrordinare, but if the average IQ of the founder population is large enough they might still turn out better after a few generations than they would infected by any twisted ideals apolytonians might inspire.
                            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Asher View Post
                              Starchild is biochem. Japher is a chem-eng.
                              Yeah, you don't need Japher until you're ready to scale up production. Aren't Krill and PH chemists, too?
                              Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                              • #45
                                All of these drugs and alcohol would be a bad idea. You're already going to be experiencing all sorts of hallucinations and depression due to isolation in the deep of space.

                                Therefore, I decline my spot on this voyage and wish y'all the best.
                                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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