Would you rather be Welsh or dead

[KrazyHorse]

On the one hand, if you're Welsh you can move, while on the other, if you're dead then at least you aren't Welsh.

[SpencerH]

Welsh cos they can sing.

[loinburger]

Is this an or, or is this an xor? Because if it's a trick question where I say "I'd rather be dead" and you say "Well guess what you're dead and Welsh so you're in Welsh hell harr" then I'll be pissed.

[Drake Tungsten]

All the good Welshmen are already dead, so I'd choose the latter.

[MOBIUS]

You guys are missing out!

[KrazyHorse]

good Welshmen

[Boris Godunov]

It's all been downhill since Lewellyn Fawr.

Aren't the Welsh dead inside anyway? I would think so, given that they all know they haven't done anything worthwhile since giving mild fits to Edward I, who ended up thrashing them anyway.

[MOBIUS]

And where's the poll anyway...?

[MOBIUS]

It's true though, we've been depressed after our masterplan to create a new country to defeat the English became so ****ed up - what the **** happened America...?

[MOBIUS]

It's all been downhill since Lewellyn Fawr.

Aren't the Welsh dead inside anyway? I would think so, given that they all know they haven't done anything worthwhile since giving mild fits to Edward I, who ended up thrashing them anyway.

Llywelyn's son was a **** by deliberately going out of his was to antagonise Edward and getting the whole nation ****ed as a consequence.

You missed out Owain Glyndwr. Who incidentally was only defeated by a Welshman (Henry V).

Elizabeth I's virginity has a lot to answer for...

[loinburger]

I was originally going to say that if I were Welsh then I could redeem my Welshness by infecting the rest of Wales with the clap, but then I realized that I would be several centuries too late.

[Riesstiu IV]

I used to know someone who was Welsh but then he got better.

[Boris Godunov]

Llywelyn's son was a **** by deliberately going out of his was to antagonise Edward and getting the whole nation ****ed as a consequence.

Do you mean grandson? Dafydd died before Edward became King.

Edward would have gone after Wales regardless. It's not as if Henry III hadn't tried to **** with Wales on numerous occasions.

You missed out Owain Glyndwr. Who incidentally was only defeated by a Welshman (Henry V).

Henry V was as much Welsh as I am Scottish. His mother had some Welsh blood, but she was also mostly non-Welsh in her descent.

Elizabeth I's virginity has a lot to answer for...

[Dinner]

The Welsh should be killed just to save the virtue of all those poor sheep.

[MOBIUS]

Do you mean grandson? Dafydd died before Edward became King.

Yeah, actually I do.

Edward would have gone after Wales regardless. It's not as if Henry III hadn't tried to **** with Wales on numerous occasions.

Possibly, but we don't actually know that do we...?

Henry V was as much Welsh as I am Scottish. His mother had some Welsh blood, but she was also mostly non-Welsh in her descent.

Born in Wales, therefore Welsh.

She was the last of the Tudors, of course...