[serious] Would you rather be Scottish or Irish? [serious] [serious]

[KrazyHorse]

The Irish are the black of Europe.

Is that why I have such an enormous penis?

[Drake Tungsten]

Dunno. Could be either the Irish in you or the French-Canadian.

[KrazyHorse]

That's true.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_******s_of_America

[Drake Tungsten]

Nique le Québécois.

[KrazyHorse]

I got into a shouting match with a black dude yesterday because he almost hit me by going through a red light (turning right without even slowing down). He called me a cracker. I told him it was "cute" when black people were racist, to keep practicing and one day they might even get good at it. He was at a loss for words, and his woman in the passenger seat started cackling.

[Drake Tungsten]

I got into a shouting match with a black dude yesterday because he almost hit me by going through a red light (turning right without even slowing down). He called me a cracker. I told him it was "cute" when black people were racist, to keep practicing and one day they might even get good at it.

Treating real life like the Poly OT.

[KrazyHorse]

I wanted to get out of my car and kick the living **** out of him. I'm proud to say that I didn't. Starting to get a bit more mature.

[Drake Tungsten]

You should have stole his woman.

[KrazyHorse]

Mine was right there. Wouldn't have worked out. She was cute enough, though.

[KrazyHorse]

I wasn't that mature, though. At the next red light I pulled up next to him so we could yell some more.

[MOBIUS]

I got into a shouting match with a black dude yesterday because he almost hit me by going through a red light (turning right without even slowing down). He called me a cracker. I told him it was "cute" when black people were racist, to keep practicing and one day they might even get good at it.

Treating real life like the Poly OT.

[KrazyHorse]

At the next red light I pulled up next to him so we could yell some more.

Exactly like the Poly OT.

[Theben]

Is that why I have such an enormous penis?

No.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

[MikeH]

I think I have the winning thing for Ireland.

Scotland brought us Susan Boyle. CASE CLOSED!

[Drake Tungsten]

I think I have the winning thing for Ireland.

Scotland brought us Susan Boyle. CASE CLOSED!

Anyone who picks "Irish" needs to defend that stupidity.

I defend it by pointing out that the Scots aren't any better.

Also...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Boyle

http://apolyton.net/forums/showpost.php?p=5715672&postcount=20