Latex Gloves

[Kitschum]

How do you typically remove them?

With regular gloves you can use the fingers of the one hand to grip the gloves on the upper end (where your wrist is) and pull them off - simple - but! when the finger tips have been contaminated that seems counterproductive because you don't want to risk contaminating your wrist with whatever nastiness you have been sticking your hand in.

Edit: I don't want to use my teeth either.

[SlowwHand]

Burn them off.

[Kitschum]

Wouldn't the smoke be toxic?

[SlowwHand]

You'd need to do it outside and wear a mask. Are there any EPA restrictions?

[Kitschum]

I don't know what EPA is. Environmental something?

How will I put on a mask without contaminating my face though?

[BlackCat]

A swede with latex gloves - that can't be legal

[SlowwHand]

An assistant. They might need a mask too, unless they go back inside.

Environmental Protection Agency. They probably won't find out. It's a U.S. deal. No worries.

[Kitschum]

In that case I think I'm fine as long as I dispose of the waste in the right trash can, the one marked with a skull.

I'm not sure I want to rely on assistants, besides won't that just move the problem onto them. I don't think that is a sustainable solution.

[Kitschum]

A swede with latex gloves - that can't be legal

So far I have had no complaints.

[BlackCat]

So far I have had no complaints.

Dont doubt that, but I'll be it's still illegal i sweden

[Kitschum]

Yeah, but you think everything is illegal over here. It's part of your national myth. Danes are free-spirited (alcoholic chain-smokers), and Swedes are repressed legally and emotionally (and compulsive exercisers).

[DirtyMartini]

they're stretchy -- you hook a finger of your right hand into the base of the left glove near the wrist and peel it off. It ends up in a ball in your right hand. Next, you slide the, now degloved, left thumb under the wrist of the right glove and peel it inside out, capturing the balled up first glove inside the inside out second glove. At the end you can shoot the whole wad into the trash can.

[Kitschum]

I've tried that, and even had success at a few occasions, but it is a very delicate operation, and it doesn't always work satisfactorily because of the stickiness of the gloves, which counteracts their stretchiness. Good thinking though, I think we're on the right track! And I like the idea of shooting a wad in the trash.

[duke o' york]

Just wash your hands after masturbating for god's sake.

[Kitschum]

Or do I wash my dick after I touched it with my dirty hands..? Something to think about for sure.

Anyway, that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. I don't wear latex gloves when I masturbate. I prefer silk.