Spiderman uncool in the countryside?

[Kitschum]

He wouldn't have to walk. Doesn't he have a driver's licinse?

[Japher]

I think he a scooter.... A spidey scooter.

Yeah, he'd get mobbed. Perhaps Spiderman needs to join a biker gang

[OzzyKP]

He wouldn't have to walk. Doesn't he have a driver's licinse?

That would make for a hilarious YouTube video.


Officer - Do you know why I pulled you over?

Spidey - Speeding?

Officer - Darn right, where's the fire?

Spidey - Corner of Maple & 120th.

Officer - Ah, a smart alec, eh? License and registration.

Spidey - I can't give you that.

Officer - Oh, and why not?

Spidey - I can't reveal my secret identity.

Officer - Ok sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle...

[Tattila the Hun]

Not as worthless as Aquaman.

Oy!



And if that's not enough...



As for spidey, he has the proportional strength of a spider, and spiders can be pretty fast. I think he could run quickly, if he needed to.