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**Combat Ingrid** · November 22, 2009, 17:22

CTHULHU FHTAGN!

**self biased** · November 22, 2009, 17:31

no option for mutually assured destruction?

**loinburger** · November 22, 2009, 19:11

In the event of a draw the battle goes one level up the hierarchy - Jesus vs. Nyarlathotep, then God vs. Azathoth

**Kuciwalker** · November 22, 2009, 19:25

Invalid poll

**loinburger** · November 22, 2009, 19:46

**Boris Godunov** · November 23, 2009, 20:54

Cthulhu was damaged by a ship ramming him. I'm not aware of any physical weaknesses for Satan.

**Drake Tungsten** · November 23, 2009, 20:57

Satan is weak to cold and can be trapped in ice.

**Riesstiu IV** · November 23, 2009, 21:01

Satan looks pretty damn lazy in that pic.

**Drake Tungsten** · November 23, 2009, 21:03

I would say that's an advantage for Cthulhu, but the Old One has been sleeping for millions of years...

**Boris Godunov** · November 23, 2009, 21:11

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post

Satan is weak to cold and can be trapped in ice.

Ah, I wasn't aware we could use non-canonical sources.

**Riesstiu IV** · November 23, 2009, 21:12

I noticed Sloww is rooting for Satan. Why am I not surprised?

**loinburger** · November 23, 2009, 21:12

Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post

Ah, I wasn't aware we could use non-canonical sources.

We pretty much have to with Satan, he doesn't make many appearances in the bible.

**Drake Tungsten** · November 23, 2009, 21:19

I thought Dante's Inferno was the canonical source on Satan.

**Boris Godunov** · November 23, 2009, 21:29

Milton's Paradise Lost would probably be moreso.

Satan	30.77%	4 votes
Cthulhu	69.23%	9 votes

Who would win in a fight: Satan or Cthulhu?