How many penises is too many?

[loinburger]

Wait for the poll

[Boris Godunov]

At once or in succession?

[loinburger]

Penises aren't like teeth - it's not like you shed them and grow new ones.

[Theben]

Since you need 22 for a proper game of football the only possible answer is 23+

[Drake Tungsten]

5 for a man, 8 for a woman.

[KrazyHorse]

Since you need 22 for a proper game of football

21.

[Drake Tungsten]

Sinbad

[KrazyHorse]

Technically, Sinbad may or may not have two penises, so Tehben's claim may be intact.

[Drake Tungsten]

I heard Sinbad has like thirty goddamn dicks.

[KrazyHorse]

I heard he just has one, but can still satisfy 30 women simultaneously.

[Fve Crathva]

Only a prime number of penises is acceptable.

SP

[BeBMan]

Doesn't it look a bit ridiculous to have more than one? One man, one penis, that's how it should remain in a free country, all else is fascism. Plus, where exactly would the others be attached to the body?

[Fve Crathva]

The upper penis is typically inserted into the pulmonary vagina.

SP

[Darius871]

I heard Sinbad has like thirty goddamn dicks.

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[Straybow]

[Q=BeBro;5709755]Doesn't it look a bit ridiculous to have more than one? One man, one penis, that's how it should remain in a free country, all else is fascism. Plus, where exactly would the others be attached to the body?[/Q] God only made one penis. FACT!