Q^3 just initiated a THROWDOWN. Let's duke it out.

[Q Classic]

Also, the true UofC gave us the clap-skate used in speedskating today.

Short-track speedskating, where the Asians dominate? Or the dumb one?

Either way, even with that... we've got it on good authority that the bomb still decimates Asians, and sublimates ice.

[Asher]

Short-track speedskating, where the Asians dominate? Or the dumb one?

Either way, even with that... we've got it on good authority that the bomb still decimates Asians, and sublimates ice.

Pretty sure it's used in both tracks.

[Q Classic]

Pretty sure it's used in both tracks.

Whatever, it's all useless clap-track when compared to a self-sustaining nuclear reaction, and educating future leaders of America to cause a financial meltdown and drape the statue of Justice with a robe to cover her shame.

[Q Classic]

And the Great Wiki disagrees.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clap_skate

Says it was developed at the Free University of Amsterdam.

[Asher]

It's yet another Dutch lie.

You must understand Canada is at war with the Dutch over Hans theta.

[Q Classic]

You're at war with the Dutch? Way to take on the big game.

No wonder Chicago spanked Calgary's ass silly.

Why didn't the Flames use the safe word?

[Theben]

Also, the true UofC gave us the clap

Almost sig worthy.

[Q Classic]

Almost sig worthy.

Yeah, Calgary's probably a haven for unsafe sexual practices.

[Asher]

It's all those Americans we have living in the city. I think 15% of the pop is a Yank or something obscene.

[Japher]

aaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[Asher]

I think that's a racist reference given the demographics of the Flames' players.

[Japher]

No wonder they suck. Black people + water + cold = OMFG!

There has yet to be a Tiger Woods of Ice Hockey, or swimming for that matter

[Asher]

Iginla is the Tiger Woods of Hockey.