I got married today ;)

[Riesstiu IV]

No worries on the sodomy, Ben moved to Texas

I live in Texas too. Hence the avatar and location info.

[Flubber]

I knew nothing of the OPs background but figured this was a joke from the start as

1. the groom looks 12
2. The bride??

and mainly

3.I don't know ANYONE that would be posting wedding photos on their wedding day. Title the thread that you got married yesterday or something and you have a chance of believability. But on any larger wedding, which this appeared to be, you think people are going to download their photos--- nope its obligatory hugs and kisses with all sorts of folks and ending up in some computer-less bridal suite for your first time ( as married people)

Which leaves the question if Asher would have been direct and cutting with respect to the bride's appearance had this been real.